I am a recent convert to the LDS Church, who joined the church with full knowledge of its troubling issues, but with an even greater love for Mormons. That love extends to not only the "faithful," but to ex-mos, post-mos, and eanie meanie minie moes, for that matter. So I'm blogging here to do what I can to help ease the pain of transitioning to a new spiritual/secular paradigm. In that vein, most of my posts will be humorous (at least, I hope they will be). In advance, I want to apologize for any future posts that someone might find to be offensive, insensitive and/or childish. In other words, I want to apologize in advance for EVERYTHING that I will ever post on this blog. Just please know that my primary purpose in posting here is not to offend (although it will be a nice side benefit). Ridiculously yours,

Oh, Grandpa!

This year, I made three resolutions for a happier and healthier 2016: (1) Don’t take yourself too seriously; (2) Don’t step on a scale immediately after the holidays; and (3) Don’t get mad at 90-year-old men. The first two resolutions need no explanation. As for the third, to be clear, I will not get mad

The Post-Mormon Serenity Prayer

As someone who just joined the LDS Church in 2011, it may seem presumptuous of me to give advice to lifelong Mormons transitioning away from their faith. However, I am eminently qualified to offer my expert analysis because I’m a lifelong quitter; particularly when it comes to churches. In fact, I’m currently on the rolls

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